New Gay Word!!
I was reading a little blurb in The Advocate and ran across something that I believe should catch on. I vow to make it just as popular as the beloved homo, queer, and fag. The word:
Butt fucky
That’s right. The blurb was talking about one of the directors talking to one of the creators of Will & Grace and how the show could not be “butt-fucky” because people don’t like to think about other people, well, butt-fucking. IT’S JUST TOO GAY!
Could you not imagine the halls for every middle, junior, and high school in America ringing with the words butt-fucky instead of fag and gay! My heart skips a beat just thinking about it. “You’re so butt fucky!” “Hey, just one question, are you butt fucky?”
Other things that could be butt fucky-glitter, too much pink on a guy, a purse-not a man bag, lesbians cleaning out gutters, Project Runway, and expensive cheese. Leave me some comments on other things that might be butt-fucky.
It will take everyone to make this word a success. Let us not forget Kristen’s brother who tried to bring the word “hump” into existence as a substitute for sex. For example, “Yeah, I humped her last night.” At this point, I don’t even think he uses it.
