Even the Pope is into fashion

Jon Stewart was asking if people were feeling a bit odd lately.  If they just felt different.  If they were having problems masturbating.  It can only mean one thing, THE POPE IS IN TOWN!!
Yes, and according the Lawrence-Journal World, the Pope has become quite the trend-setter in pontifical couture.  For example, the miter, the tall [...]

Love and Movies

When I was a junior in high school, I had a really good English teacher.  He completely pounded into our heads that books translated into movies often times yield disaster.  His wisdom has always stayed with me and was summoned forth today after watching Charly based on the book Flowers for Algernon.
I am tired of [...]

New Gay Word!!

I was reading a little blurb in The Advocate and ran across something that I believe should catch on.  I vow to make it just as popular as the beloved homo, queer, and fag.  The word:
Butt fucky
That’s right.  The blurb was talking about one of the directors talking to one of the creators of Will [...]

Fun at work #1

Friday.  Everyone in the office is gone besides a certain co-worker and me.  Nothing to do.  What is one to do?  After much contemplation, we decided it would be best to heat up soup.
Autumn, as we shall call her, decided on clam chowder pilfered from the supervisor’s office.  Autumn struggles with soup and decided to [...]

Slap-A-Bitch Contract

Last night, Jen and I had a fun dinner and discussed the ins and outs of being fat and dating.  More on the dating part later…
Jen recently moved and found an old camera…OLD balls camera.  She got the pictures developed and found out that she was much larger than she is now and I had [...]

Psychology Lesson #1

If you are in the mental health profession, you will know this.
When diagnosing someone with a mental illness, they are assessed using five axes:
Axis I: This area includes clinical disorders–mood disorders, anxiety disorders, sexual and gender identity disorders, substance abuse, and, my favorite, Psychotic Disorder Not Otherwise Specified (NOS).  A bit more on the NOS [...]

A legacy…

I volunteer at Headquarters.  I have for four years now.  Last night, my friend Monica and I were volunteering together.  Good times.  We were bored and wanted to get out of there to watch the game and started talking about our kids and how they would be good friends.  In our urgency to leave, we [...]

We Won!

Disclaimer:  I’m writing this at work and have only had a few hours sleep and am pissed off that I have to even be here today.  If you get bored, just stop reading and I’ll post something funny tomorrow or something.
In case you didn’t know, KU won the NCAA championship!–sort of a big deal.  Much [...]

Rock Chalk BITCHES!!

If you were to ask anyone to list the top 10 “fun times” or “memorable times” of their lives, last night would definitely make it into my top five.  If you haven’t checked out pictures online or seen something on TV, then you clearly don’t read the news or watch it and you should!
My day [...]

despair.com

I have been hanging out on despair.com a bit more than is healthy.  I am lame and have no life, so this is what I do.  This place is great if you haven’t been there.  Don’t be all “Oh, I have seen those posters.  They are funny.”  Whatev!  Go there and actually read the damn [...]